Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Monday, January 7, 2013

Tuesday on Tape #5 - Ghost Dad



#5 - Ghost Dad (10/9/12)

Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™

Previews: .5/1
Soundtrack: .5/.5
B&T: 0/1.5
Graphics: 1/1
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: 1/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: 1.5/1.5
Total: 5/7

Rent or Buy?: Buy

Personal Thoughts: Ghost Dad is another Tuesday on Tape MVP. This movie looks like a bad family comedy. Well, it kind of is. What makes the movie shine is the excellent performance by Bill Cosby. The writers and director let Bill Cosby go wild, and it shows. This is good stuff.

Bill Cosby plays a dad who winds up a ghost. This may be the most likable character ever! His likability resulted in a full Likable Characters score, despite there being no other likable characters in the movie. When I'm 50 and turn into a ghost dad, I hope to be as cool as Bill Cosby is in Ghost Dad.

This movie would have definitely hit the full points category if it had more previews and some B&T. Unfortunately, it didn't. Thus, it isn't the perfect tape. What do you expect from a Bill Cosby family flick? Either way, you owe it to yourself to watch it if you ever run across a copy.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Tuesday on Tape #4 - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2


#4 - Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (10/2/12)

Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™
Previews: .5/1
Soundtrack: 0/.5
B&T: 0/1.5
Graphics: .5/1
Sound Effects: 0/.5
LikableLikable Characters: .5/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: .5/1.5
Total: 2/7

Rent or Buy?: Avoid

Each week, we will list things about the tape that deserve special kudos. This week kudos go out to:
  • Censoring curse words with fart noises
  • Releasing the VHS as Family Edition only, censoring the risque aspects of the theatrical release
  • Copious amounts of stunt driving
  • Weird, misleading letterbox effects that disappear after a few seconds
  • Babies on the cover aren't in the movie
  • “I like bouncin’!”
  • “Can a baby get some water?”

Personal Thoughts: Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 looked so much better than it actually was. I've been wanting to see this movie since it was released in 2004. The first Baby Geniuses movie is pretty stupid and funny, and this one looked even more stupid! How could it not be funny?

I recently remembered the bouncy ball baby and decided to look up the trailer. The trailer was hilarious, so I immediately checked to see if the movie was on VHS. 2004 was the very, very late end-of-days era for the format in America. I figured if any movie would be released on tape in '04, it had to be some family movie drivel like Baby Geniuses 2. As soon as I saw it available on Amazon, I purchased a new copy from the marketplace.

As for the actual movie, it sucked. Now, one thing to keep in mind with my reviews is that if I say something sucks, it sucks. Bad. I appreciate things that are so-bad-it's-good (I never liked that phrase). I don't consider campy stories and hilarious acting to be "sucky." If I say something sucks, it has to be boring and unentertaining. Sucky fits Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 to a tee.

A child superspy uses a machine to turn four babies into superheroes to fight some crazy German guy. The highlights were Bouncy Boy, the little baby who turns into a rubber superball. He gets the best lines in the movie, as quoted above in the kudos. There's a couple of other cool things like the stunts (with some hilarious CGI thrown in too) and fart jokes. In between that goodness, however, is a bunch of boring crap. Mostly it's just Jon Voight playing a Hitler type, talking about he hates babies. Avoid this if you actually want something funny to watch. Watch only if your viewing group is strong enough to talk through the really boring moments in bad movies.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Tuesday on Tape #3 - Phat Beach


#3 - Phat Beach (9/18/12)

Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™
Previews: 0/1
Soundtrack: .5/.5
B&T: 1.5/1.5
Graphics: .5/1
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: 1/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: 1.5/1.5
Total: 5.5/7

Rent or Buy?: Buy

Personal Thoughts: Phat Beach is a great movie. This beach adventure stars Lean on Me favorite hefty homeboy Huggy Hopkins. It also happened to be the first movie the committee rated. We all had a blast!

Benny and his friend Durrell steal Benny's dad's car and take a trip to the beach to find love and fortune. Along the way, they run into misfortune after misfortune, often to hilarious effect.

I saw the movie for the first time in around 1999 on USA Up All Night. It's always been one of my favorites. Upon rewatching, I felt that the first half is much stronger than the second half. The jokes kinda peter out towards the end. That's not to say I didn't enjoy it. I grew attached to the characters (especially the main star's friend) and enjoyed seeing where their odyssey took them. I love movies that follow the characters on an epic adventure. Phat Beach is truly epic. It would have rated much higher on our 7 point rating system if only it had previews.

Should you watch Phat Beach? Yes. Doubly so if you enjoy urban comedies and beaches and Coolio.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Tuesdays on Tape #1 & #2: Gunhed & Ocean Drive Weekend

The first two tapes featured in Tuesdays on Tape were viewed before the Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™ was established.




#1 - Gunhed (9/4/12)

Personal Thoughts: Gunhed was alright. The trailer made this look like the best mech movie ever. Basically, a group of scavengers break into an abandoned factory and get killed. One guy survives and finds a giant mech to fight back. The sets and special effects (GRAPHICS!) were awesome. Sadly, nothing really happened. Gunhed lacked action, suffered from poor pacing, and often times made no sense. I think this might be the case of a movie butchered during localization. Who knows? All I know is that it's a rent at best.



#2 - Ocean Drive Weekend (9/11/12)

Personal Thoughts: Ocean Drive Weekend is a Troma-released American Graffiti ripoff. A couple of college guys go to meet some girls at the beach. It is everything you would expect. It was humorous, but not hilarious. I liked the low budget feel and goofy charm of the southern actors. Overall, I'd recommend this movie to any fans of nostalgic comedies like American Graffiti and Porky's.

It's also worth noting that Ocean Drive Weekend is a VHS exclusive and can be found for no more than ten bucks tops.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

A Christmas Story: The Musical


While this blog is geared toward topics like horror movies and video games, I must let you know that I am a fan of other genres as well. One of my favorite films is A Christmas Story. It is one of the few movies that capture the true feeling of being a child. You'd think that adult filmmakers would be able to do this more often, considering that we are all children for over a decade. Somewhere in the transition into adulthood, we often lose sight of what it means to be a kid. That's what makes this movie so special.

Gene Shepherd's humor provided the nostalgic basis for the film, which turned out to be a comedy classic when put into the hands of director Bob Clark. I am a fan of the stories on which the movie was based; yet I think that the tales reached a new level of genius when handled by the talented film crew and cast. That being said, I had the opportunity to watch the musical production based on the film when it came to Detroit at the Fox Theater on November 25th. In writing this review, I know I must address the issue of whether the musical could match up to the movie. Let me get it out the way and say that the musical is not nearly as good.


Don't get me wrong. The Seattle-based production was indeed wonderful. However, anyone going into the theater expecting a retelling of the story with as much magic as Clark's film will be disappointed. I had no such expectations and, thus, enjoyed it thoroughly.

Someone might watch a musical reimagining of a beloved classic film for a variety of reasons. Some may like musicals. I can understand that there is motivation in seeing what kinds of songs may be written about one of your favorite stories. I, personally, am not a fan of musicals. Musical numbers are often contrived and unpleasing to my musical tastes. The music in A Christmas Story was not bad, but I can only recall one musical number being memorable. "Ralphie to the Rescue" is certainly catchy and worth listening to again. Credit must be given for making all of the songs fit into the story.

I did not let my bias against musicals ruin my enjoyment of the show. I came to see the production for another reason: to see how things would turn out differently when performed on a stage by stage actors directed by a theater director. I was pleased with the results.

The plot pretty much followed that of the film closely. There were only a couple of changes. One plot point was omitted. Anyone familiar with the film may remember the scenario with the Little Orphan Annie decoder pin. That side plot didn't make the cut. This was surely done to shorten the run time. After sitting in uncomfortable theater seats for the length that I did, I did not mind the exclusion of a minor plot point to help pacing. The only other noticeable major change came late in the second act.

Again, this is probably only noticeable if you are familiar with the movie. A scene in which the infamous "Major Award" leg lamp is broken gets shuffled to the night before Christmas. The children of the family attempt in vain to piece the lamp back together while singing a number. I can only assume this was to provide some more human conflict to the tale end of the story. The whole scene really adds nothing and could have been omitted to help keep the length down. I'm not complaining, though, because it's a new spin on the old story. It actually does more to build the little brother Randy into a human character (which I don't care for, but hey, at least it's interesting).

Another aspect I got behind was the framing narrative. Jean Shepherd lent his trademark voice to the narration of the film. A voiceover probably wouldn't work as well on stage. The musical decided to compensate for this by changed the narrator into an onstage character. Now the audience is able to see Shepherd narrate into his radio mic as his sound effect guy provides the background noise. Shepherd is actually present in a few scenes, creating an interesting visual that never becomes a distraction.

Again, these changes aren't drastic. Only fans of the movie would notice. The plot is largely the same. The script borrows many of the same lines, and almost all the jokes are present. The narration still rattles off the classic lines. Overall, it's the same, yet I notice a little more exploration into the theme of Ralphie's disappointing odds of getting his Red Ryder BB gun. The narration does a good job of reminding the audience that the tides are against him. It's a small touch, but one I think adds to the overall story.

So the music's alright and the plot's all there. That leaves the acting. Everyone knows that the acting in the film is super. Peter Billingsley will forever be associated with the lead role of Ralphie in the original motion picture. Darren McGavin is synonymous with the old man. Ultimately, the acting on the stage recaptures the essence of the characters but lacks the nuances of the acting on the silver screen.

The 2011 production starred Clarke Hallum as Ralphie, John Bolton as the Old Man, among others. Hallum did a good job as Ralphie overall, but lacked the humorous enthusiasm in body language that Peter Billingsley and Kieran Kulkin portrayed in the same role. That's not to say it was bad. It is a stage show, and I cannot reasonably expect the acting to be the same. John Bolton portrayed the father as more of a hothead, similar to the way Charles Grodin did in It Runs in the Family (the 1994 "sequel" directed by Bob Clark using the same Shepherd source material). It wasn't bad either, just different from the perfect portrayal by McGavin.

Every time I show It Runs in the Family to friends, there is a resounding disappointment with the new actors (aside from Culkin, who did an excellent job). Being that this is a stage show, the acting is bound to be different. This meant everyone was free to enjoy the differences as a new interpretation, rather than an unfortunate side effect of an inferior production.

If you are able to enjoy a beloved classic being transferred to a different medium, I recommend you see the show should you be given the opportunity. I normally hate reimaginings of my favorite things, like terrible remakes of classic horror flicks. Still, I enjoyed this, and you probably would too.