Friday, August 5, 2016

Movie Review: Deep Red (1975)



Director: Dario Argento

Today I will be reviewing the 126-minute cut of Deep Red (Profundo Rosso) remastered by CSC - Cineteca Nazionale. This version is widescreen, uncut, and easily available on Youtube for viewing. It features English dubbing for the scenes that were actually dubbed upon release. The remaining twenty minutes are spoken in Italian.

I had my trepidation about watching this movie. It has a lot working against it. Firstly, it is from 1975. The early to mid-70s was not my favorite time period for the horror genre. Secondly, Deep Red is a Dario Argento film. Argento is a visually striking director, but undeniably underrated. I would probably rate Suspiria, as beautiful as it is, the most overrated horror film of all time. The third strike against Deep Red is that it belongs to a subgenre of horror known as giallo. Giallo horror refers to a style of slasher whodunnits from Italy in the 60s and 70s. The giallo has its roots in Italian mystery paperback novels. Sounds kinda cool, but it's not. Almost every giallo film I've seen has been a dreadful bore. Tropes of the genre include violent deaths of beautiful women, but also long drawn out scenes of uninteresting police work.

With these things in mind, I have always avoided Deep Red, despite its reputation as one of the best giallo, if not horror, films of all time. I actually once started watching it in the form of a badly cut, horrendous quality print from a public domain DVD. I turned it off after five minutes.

Now here's where I admit that I was wrong.

I was wrong.

Deep Red is an excellent film. It stands out as possibly the best giallo ever, alongside New York Ripper and Delirium. Somehow it avoids all the boring stuff and stays entertaining throughout. Thankful for us, Argento spares us from the pointless police banter. There is detective work, but it is acted out by a likable main protagonist, not a one-dimensional cookie-cutter supporting-role cop. The murder mystery aspect is carried out nicely. In most giallo, there is little logical buildup in the revelation of clues. In Deep Red, the clues are unfolded in a manner that is both entertaining and beneficial to the whodunnit aspect.

This movie is kind of scary. I'll give you an example, my favorite scene. Early on we see the main protagonist playing a piano in his home when he suspects that the killer is in the house. He continues playing, so as to not tip off his menace. The tension builds and builds, until a phone rings. The hero jumps up and slams shut the door to his rehearsal room. It's really well done. Another great moment is when the automaton dummy spooks a psychiatrist who is waiting in front of a door with knife ready. The character lets his guard down for a moment before the killer pounces from a flowing curtain to his side. For a movie from an era where filmmakers padded their films with pointless dialogue and filler, Deep Red sure does seem to keep up a good pacing of its cool moments.

Dario Argento packs the visual punch that I expected. There is some amazing cinematography. The mis-en-scene is second to none. I especially love the shots of spooky dolls and birds. The scene where the plaster falls off of a wall, revealing an important clue, is spectacular. The sound impresses, too. Although it uses the staple disco soundtrack signature of Italian horror, the music is not grating. During the danger scenes, I actually dug it. Overall, Deep Red is a superb technical achievement.

If you watch this movie, you should probably watch the uncut version that I watched. The most important cuts were--surprise, surprise--made to the gory kill scenes. The other 19 minutes or so were made to the dialogue. Some elements of the mystery are almost totally explained in Italian in the version I watched, indicating that they were cut from U.S. release. I find it hard to imagine the film without them. Other aspects like comedy relief and a romance subplot were also cut. These are less important but actually provide good breaks in the tension.

If you haven't seen Deep Red yet, I encourage you to try it. Don't be put off by its reputation as a giallo. It rises above the genre tropes to stand on its own.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Tuesdays on Tape #17-19



#17 - Snow Day (2/5/13)

Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™
Boxart: 0/.5
Previews: 1/1
Soundz: .5/.5
B&T: .5/1
Graphics: 1/1.5
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: 1/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: 1/1
Total: 5.5/7

Rent or Buy?: Buy

Kudos:
  • Custom boxart and orange tape
  • Farts on top of farts
  • Smash Mouth soundtrack
  • Fry cabin homage to Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • My friend Steve
Personal Thoughts: Snow Day turned out really nicely. I had low expectations for a Nickelodeon movie, but it wasn't bad at all. While not hilarious by any means, it was enjoyable throughout and even had a couple of funny jokes. The cast did really well at not being annoying. If you like fart jokes and turn-of-the-century pop rock music, you will like it. Ultimately, though, it's a kids movie from 2000. Those without nostalgic investment in the period may not enjoy it as much as we did.





#18 - When Nature Calls (2/12/13)



Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™

Boxart: .5/.5
Previews: 1/1
Soundz: .5/.5
B&T: 1/1
Graphics: 1/1.5
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: 1/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: .5/1
Total: 6/7

Rent or Buy?: Buy

Kudos:
  • Lots of sweet previews and a post-movie infomercial
  • Bullet Baby
  • Cougar fight (with intermission)
  • Peep show
  • Freddie Blassie
  • Copious amounts of stunt animals
Personal Thoughts: This is my kind of movie! Made by the lesser of the Kaufman brothers for Troma in  1985, When Nature Calls is a whacky ride. In true Troma fashion, it combines clever humor with low brow gags for lots of laughs. This came out the same year as Toxic Avenger and reminds me of Troma's older comedies (before all Troma Studios films where over-the-top cheezfests). That doesn't mean it's not a little whacky, though.

It's a spoof of the Wilderness Family series, which I didn't know going into it. I was pleasantly surprised by some of the jokes. There is a hilarious man vs. cougar fight, a crazy tirade by Freddie Blassy, and a slew of funny parody trailers at the beginning. This little-known Troma gem is a classy production, right down to the Gone With the Windesque box art. Troma-fans should consider this essential viewing.





#19 - Balto (2/26/13)

Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™

Boxart: .5/.5
Previews: .5/1
Soundz: .5/.5
B&T: 0/1
Graphics: 1.5/1.5
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: .5/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: .5/1
Total: 4.5/7

Rent or Buy?: Buy

Kudos:
  • Awesome looking grizzly bear
  • Colorful aurora borealis grafx
  • Morse code dog
  • Palette-swapped pudgy dogz

Personal Thoughts: I've seen Balto a million times. My 2nd and 3rd grade teacher was from Alaska. She would fit Alaska and the Iditarod into the curriculum whenever she could. I think I seriously watched Balto every week for those two years of my school career. So, naturally, it's an important part of my childhood memories.

Unfortunately, it's not great. Not bad, just not great. It fits somewhere in the mid-range of the pantheon of 90s cartoons. Balto is better than We're Back, not as good as Mulan. A couple of things that hold this back are a lack of funny jokes and a couple of really annoying polar bear characters. I would only recommend it for 90s nostalgia.

(The actual story of the Nome medicine run is pretty interesting. After re-watching Balto, I looked it up and read about it for a good hour or so. The story is quite impressive!)

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Tuesdays on Tape #14 - #16


With the beginning of the new year, we revamped our rating scale. It's still pretty much the same, but point values have changed. We did add a half point for having cool box art, too.



#14 - Explorers (1/15/13)



Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™

Boxart: 0/.5
Previews: 0/1
Soundz: .5/.5
B&T: 0/1
Graphics: 1.5/1.5
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: .5/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: .5/1
Total: 3.5/7

Rent or Buy?: Rent

Kudos:
  • Crazy rock 'n roll dance number 
  • Sound fx taken from alternator belt
  • Trashbag kid
Personal Thoughts: Personally, this was my least favorite tape we've watched. I can't believe we rated everything that highly, especially graphics. This movie was only decent when the aliens were introduced at the end. I was very disappointed by this because I remember loving it as a kid. It sucks even more because I've grown to be a huge Joe Dante fan since then. (Gremlins 2 and Matinee are two of the best movies of all time.) Oh well.





#15 - Ed (1/22/13)


Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™

Boxart: .5/.5
Previews: 0/1
Soundz: .5/.5
B&T: 0/1
Graphics: 1/1.5
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: 0/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: .5/1
Total: 3/7

Rent or Buy?: Rent

Kudos:
  • Clean Up scene
  • Crazy stunt driving
  • "I'm gonna spank . . . that monkey."
  • Sound fx when kid patted on back
Anti-Kudos:
  • No colonoscopy scene

Personal Thoughts: This was the first tape to get an anti-kudos. We had looked up Ed on Wikipedia and read that Ed gives an opposing player a colonoscopy. We were so disappointed to find out this doesn't actually happen in the movie. It turns out that the colonoscopy thing was simply vandalism of the Wikipedia article. When we rated this movie, the shadow of the missing colonoscopy was hanging over our heads. I think the rating reflects that. The movie wasn't that bad (definitely not iMDB bottom 100 bad), but everyone had a bad taste in their mouth afterwards. Upon reflection, I think it's a lot better than Explorers, which we rated higher. Oh well, Tuesdays on Tape is a democratic rating committee, so I only have so much say.

Basically, this movie is pretty much the Cable Guy of animal companion movies. The 90s pumped out tons of those flicks. Like Cable Guy in relation to other Jim Carrey comedies, it's an oddly serious, adult-minded variation of the formula where many of the jokes fall flat. There are better animal companion movies out there, but Ed is definitely far from the worst. Check it out if you liked Dunston Checks In, I guess.





#16 - We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story (1/29/13)




Tuesdays on Tape Rating Scale™


Boxart: .5/.5
Previews: 0/1
Soundz: .5/.5
B&T: 0/1
Graphics: 1.5/1.5
Sound Effects: .5/.5
Likable Characters: .5/1
Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion: .5/1
Total: 4/7

Rent or Buy?: Rent

Kudos:
  • LaZr Kage
  • Naughty Boys Delight
  • Hellzapoppin'
  • Proto Juggalo/Dark Carnival
Personal Thoughts: We're Back is a stinker. Plain and simple. Mostly the movie just drags on with little of interest going down. The best parts are the fine animation (GRAPHICS!) and musical number by John Goodman. Ultimately, though, this thing fits alongside other 90s animated features like Pagemaster. Basically, the only way you'll enjoy this is if you're a kid. I'd rate this one an avoid.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Find of the Week (5/26/13 - 6/1/13)



Material Issue - Valerie Loves Me 12" Single (Vinyl)
Value: $75 on Discogs
Actual Cost: $0.50

I picked this one up at a local flea market in a dollar bin. It has four songs from the 1991 album International Pop Overthrow. To be honest, this is not the best collection of songs from the album. The A-side is my least favorite song from Overthrow.  The first track on side B, "Diane" is an absolute power pop classic, however. That makes this a dollar well spent! This single is listed for high prices on the web, but the album is even more expensive. I'll take what I can get!

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Find of the Week (4/7/13 - 4/13/13)



Warcraft II: The Dark Saga (PSX)
Value: $15 (disc only) on eBay
Actual Cost: $0.50

I was perusing the CD roms at a local thrift when I came across this Playstation game. Warcraft II came in the original case (which was cracked so I switched it out for a typical CD rom case) but no manual. It's a little scratched, but it tested fine. All the video and audio worked well.

Warcraft II is an old favorite of mine. It's probably my favorite real-time strategy game. It plays well enough, but it's probably not as well rounded as some of the other RTS classics. However, it does have great presentation. The voice acting is top notch. The graphics are very 1995, in a good way. The Dark Saga combines the original and the first expansion pack. This port plays pretty well, actually. It's always hit or miss when you're taking a mouse interface and porting it to gamepad controllers. There were a couple of added features too. Sadly, the music and unit voices seemed to have gotten cut to fit the two games to one disk.

Overall, a nice find, but I'm not sure how much more play this will get, considering I can play this on the PC already.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Tuesdays on Tape 2012 The Tapie Awards

The first annual Tapie Awards took place on January 8th, 2013. The top candidates in each category were nominated. Then we voted anonymously and counted up the votes. Here were the winners and runners-up.

Best Previews
Winner: Frailty
Runners-Up: Guyver Gunhed


Best Soundtrack
Winner: King Ralph
Runners-Up: Ocean Drive Weekend, Jury Duty

Best B&T 
Winner: Phat Beach
Runners-Up: King Ralph, Wizards

Best Graphics
Winner: Gunhed
Runners-Up - Guyver, Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders

Best Sound Effects
Winner: Volere Volare
Runners-Up: Cat From Outer Space, Merlin’s Mystical Shop of Wonders 

Best Likable Characters
Winner: King Ralph
Runners-Up: Ghost Dad, Ocean Drive Weekend

Best Memorable Moments/Quotables/Emotion
Winner: King Ralph
Runners-Up: Merlin’s Mystical Shop of Wonders, Phat Beach

Tapette of the Year
Winner: Hardly Boys in Hardly Gold
Runners-Up: Fay’s 12 Days of Christmas, Jackie Chan Adventures

Avoid of the Year
Winner: Wizards
Runners-Up: Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, Gunhed

Tape of the Year
Winner: Phat Beach
Runners-Up: Ghost Dad, King Ralph 

The graduating class of 2012!


Sunday, April 7, 2013

Find of the Week (3/31/13 - 4/6/13)



RayStorm (PSX)
Value: $30 on eBay
Actual Cost: $3

I found this in a thrift store which usually has nothing but junk. The disk is scratched pretty significantly but works fine. RayStorm is not only a decent find money-wise, but it's a really fun game too. This Taito shoot-em-up is the sequel to the well-regarded RayForce, also known as Layer Section here in the states.

RayStorm gets a lot of flack from shooter enthusiasts. Apparently it's not as good as its predecessor. Having not played Layer Section, I can't comment on this. As a standalone play experience, however, this game impresses. Most notable are the polygonal graphics. Unlike older polygon shooters like Silpheed that stream the 3D from full motion video, everything here is generated real time. For a game made in 1996, this is very beautiful. I'd say the graphics rank on the high end of all 3D Playstation games.

At first, it can be hard to keep track of everything going on screen. Ships fly below and above you, and bullets tend to have long flame tails. Once you get going, though, you won't have too much of a problem. This game is a little on the easy side. I don't mind that. I honestly had more fun playing this than overrated shooters like Battle Garegga. Then again, I'm not much of a fan of vertical shooters anyways. I prefer horizontal shoot-em-ups like Gate of Thunder and Thunder Force III. Anywho, if you're a shooter fan, forget what the majority say and try this one out.